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Woodchuck Morris Facts (Part 4 of 4)

Hey yo! We celebrate new episodes of Numb Chucks on Tuesdays at 4:30pm and Wednesdays at 3:30pm by presenting the best Woodchuck Morris facts! This is Part 4 of 4!

76. Woodchuck Morris doesn't have good aim. His bullets know better than to miss.

77. Woodchuck Morris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.

78. Woodchuck Morris has a diary. It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.

79. Woodchuck Morris tells Simon what to do.

80. Woodchuck Morris knows Victoria's secret.

81. Woodchuck Morris' Blood Type is AK-47.

83. The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Woodchuck Morris.

84. Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Woodchuck Morris' PC will crash.

85. Woodchuck Morris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Woodchuck Morris will not take crap from anyone.

86. Woodchuck Morris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

87. Woodchuck Morris refers to himself in the fourth person.

88. Police label anyone attacking Woodchuck Morris as a Code 45-11... a suicide.

89. Woodchuck Morris once bowled a perfect game with a marble.

90. Woodchuck Morris' computer has no "backspace" button. Woodchuck Morris doesn't make mistakes.

91. Woodchuck Morris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

92. Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but Jack still couldn't dodge Woodchuck Morris' roundhouse kick.

93. Woodchuck Morris is the only person on the planet that can kick you in the back of the face.

94. Woodchuck Morris can speak braille.

95. Woodchuck Morris recorded the making of the first video camera.

96. Woodchuck Morris stood next to a bear and was told he had to leave because the bear was scared.

97. Woodchuck Morris can make a slinky go upstairs.

98. Woodchuck Morris can divide by zero.

99. Kings buy Woodchuck Morris size beds.

100. Woodchuck Morris doesn't worry about high gas prices. His vehicles run on fear.



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